Decades Network

How I Met Your Mother

Weeknights 10:30 & 11:30p, Sat 7:30p, Sun 1p

Apr. 4 at 7:30pm
'Moving Day' HD

Barney goes to extraordinary lengths to sabotage Ted and Robin’s relationship as the two prepare to move in together.

Apr. 5 at 1pm
'Bachelor Party' HD

After ruining Marshall’s bachelor party Barney is nearly uninvited to Marshall and Lily’s wedding until Lily speaks up for him.

Apr. 6 at 10:30pm
'The Slutty Pumpkin' HD

Ted tells how, when he was in his 20’s, he would return to the same boring Halloween party each year, in hopes of once again running into a girl he met at the party years ago, but whose phone number he lost.  Robin double dates with Marshall and Lily.

Apr. 6 at 11:30pm
'Farhampton' HD

Robin’s nervousness on her wedding day to Barney prompts Ted to recount the time Victoria jilted her fiancé to run off with him.

Apr. 7 at 10:30pm
'The Matchmaker' HD

Marshall and Lily spot a scary creature in the apartment, and are convinced it’s a mutant cockroach/mouse.  Ted signs up with a matchmaking service, but the only woman he’s compatible with turns out to be engaged.

Apr. 7 at 11:30pm
'The Pre-Nup' HD

As Barney’s wedding to Quinn approaches, Barney asks Quinn to sign a pre-nup.  Outraged by his demands, Quinn draws up a pre-nup of her own for Barney to sign, as a battle of the sexes ensues.

Apr. 8 at 10:30pm
'The Duel' HD

Lily officially moves in with Marshall and Ted, and Ted begins to think he’s being pushed out of the apartment.  Barney initiates a “Lemon Law” for first dates, and Robin sets out to prove you need more than a few minutes to accept or reject a date.

Apr. 8 at 11:30pm
'Nannies' HD

When Lily and Marshall have trouble finding a nanny, they learn it’s because of an elaborate scheme Barney devised to meet girls.  Robin and Ted debate who has a more serious relationship.

Apr. 9 at 10:30pm
'Belly Full of Turkey' HD

Lily and Marshall spend Thanksgiving with Marshall’s family, where Lily feels out of place, partly because she’s stressed out of fear she’s pregnant.  Robin and Ted try to feed the homeless on Thanksgiving, and are shocked to find Barney volunteering, too.

Apr. 9 at 11:30pm
'Who Wants To Be a Godparent?' HD

When Lily and Marshall decide to name a godparent, they put their friends to the test to find out who would be best.

Apr. 10 at 10:30pm
'The Pineapple Incident' HD

When Barney challenges Ted to stop thinking so much, and start doing, Ted obliges by getting drunk.  Robin goes on a date with a rich man, and a drunken Ted keeps calling her.  In the morning, Ted finds a woman in his bed, and doesn’t know who she is.

Apr. 10 at 11:30pm
'Splitsville' HD

Robin realizes that Nick is dumb and tries to break up with him, but Barney winds up ending the relationship for her.  Ted realizes Marshall and Lily haven’t had sex since the baby was born.

About the Show

Using a clever framing device, How I Met Your Mother is a story told in flashbacks as Ted Mosby sits down in the year 2030 to tell his son and daughter the events, starting in 2005, that led to his meeting their mother. The series holds back the identity of the woman who is their mother with the mystery to be solved in the show’s final episode.