Decades Network

How I Met Your Mother

Weeknights 10:30 & 11:30p, Saturday 7:30p, Sunday 1p

Sep. 21 at 7:30pm
'Field Trip' HD

Ted’s class field trip goes awry; Robin begins dating her therapist; Marshall grows despondent when Garrison Cootes accepts a small settlement from a big corporation that polluted a lake.

Sep. 22 at 1pm
'Mystery Vs. History' HD

Ted and a woman he’s about to date agree not to research each other online; while painting the baby’s bedroom, Marshall and Lily tell their friends they’ve decided to keep the baby’s gender a mystery.

Sep. 23 at 10:30pm
'Little Minnesota' HD

As Christmas approaches...homesick Robin pretends she’s from Minnesota in order to befriend patrons at a Minnesota-themed bar; convinced they’ll end up having sex, Ted tries to keep his sister Heather from hanging out with Barney.

Sep. 23 at 11:30pm
'Life Among the Gorrillas' HD

Ted tries to maintain a long-distance relationship with Victoria, in Germany, but when she e-mails that they need to talk, he’s sure she’s going to dump him.  Marshall goes to work at Barney’s big, evil company, and his changed behavior upsets Lily.

Sep. 24 at 10:30pm
'Benefits' HD

Robin and Ted have casual sex to deal with the stress of being roommates; Marshall has difficulty using the restroom at work when his co-workers judge him.

Sep. 24 at 11:30pm
'Nothing Good Ever Happens After 2 AM' HD

Robin invites Ted over at 2 am, and Ted accepts, trying (and failing) to convince himself that nothing is going to happen since he has a girlfriend.  Lily, Marshall, and Barney are at a karaoke bar, advising Ted by phone to do the right thing.

Sep. 25 at 10:30pm
'Three Days of Snow' HD

As New Year’s Day approaches...Ted and Barney run MacLaren’s bar during a blizzard; Lily and Marshall attempt to keep one of their traditions alive despite a series of mix-ups that threaten to derail it.

Sep. 25 at 11:30pm
'Mary the Paralegal' HD

In order to make Robin jealous, Ted resorts to taking a prostitute as his date to Robin’s media awards banquet.

Sep. 26 at 10:30pm
'Possimpible' HD

Robin will be deported to Canada if she fails to find a job in seven days; Barney helps Robin create a new video reel.

Sep. 26 at 11:30pm
'Best Prom Ever' HD

Lily, Barney, and Robin attend a high-school prom to scout out a potential band for Lily and Marshall's wedding reception.

Sep. 27 at 10:30pm
'The Stinsons' HD

In an attempt to make his mother happy, Barney pretends to have a family—and hires actors to play his wife and son.

Sep. 27 at 11:30pm
'Milk' HD

When Lily's car breaks down on the way to a secret appointment, Ted postpones a very important date to come to Lily's rescue.

About the Show

Using a clever framing device, How I Met Your Mother is a story told in flashbacks as Ted Mosby sits down in the year 2030 to tell his son and daughter the events, starting in 2005, that led to his meeting their mother. The series holds back the identity of the woman who is their mother with the mystery to be solved in the show’s final episode.