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How I Met Your Mother

Weeknights 10:30 & 11:30p, Sat 7:30p, Sun 1p

Jul. 2 at 10:30pm
'I Heart NJ' HD

Ted is horrified to discover that Stella expects him to move to New Jersey; Robin quits her news job when she mistakenly believes she was offered a better position at another station; Barney refuses to lower his arm until someone fist-bumps him.

Jul. 2 at 11:30pm
'Game Night' HD

Victoria joins the gang for Marshall’s game night; the players recount their most embarrassing moments.

Jul. 3 at 10:30pm
'Intervention' HD

As Ted prepares for the move to New Jersey, he reminisces about the past—including the interventions he and his friends staged; Barney dresses up as an old man to prove he’ll still be able to bed beautiful women when he’s 80.

Jul. 3 at 11:30pm
'Cupcake' HD

Victoria gets a scholarship to a culinary institute in Germany, and must decide whether to go, or to stay in America with Ted.  Barney takes Marshall shopping for a new suit.  Lily goes shopping for a wedding dress.

Jul. 4 at 7:30pm
'As Fast As She Can' HD

When Stella and her fiancé break off their engagement, Stella begs Ted to help her win Tony back; Barney vows to talk his way out of a speeding ticket.

Jul. 5 at 1pm
'The Leap' HD

As he attempts to finish an architectural project, Ted is attacked by a goat; Robin and Barney confess their feelings for each other; Marshall attempts to jump from the roof of his apartment building to a neighboring building.

Jul. 6 at 10:30pm
'Shelter Island' HD

When Stella’s sister breaks up with her fiancé, Stella and Ted decide to pay for the costs and hold their wedding in place of hers; Barney determines to bed Robin during the wedding.

Jul. 6 at 11:30pm
'Life Among The Gorillas' HD

Ted tries to maintain a long-distance relationship with Victoria, in Germany, but when she e-mails that they need to talk, he’s sure she’s going to dump him.  Marshall goes to work at Barney’s big, evil company, and his changed behavior upsets Lily.

Jul. 7 at 10:30pm
'Happily Ever After' HD

Determined not to run into Stella, Ted chooses to eat at a restaurant recommended by one of Lily’s friends...but as luck would have it, that friend turns out to be Stella.

Jul. 7 at 11:30pm
'Nothing Good Ever Happens After 2 AM' HD

Robin invites Ted over at 2 am, and Ted accepts, trying (and failing) to convince himself that nothing is going to happen since he has a girlfriend.  Lily, Marshall, and Barney are at a karaoke bar, advising Ted by phone to do the right thing.

Jul. 8 at 10:30pm
'Not a Father’s Day' HD

Barney receives word that one of his conquests is pregnant; Lily and Marshall develop baby fever.

Jul. 8 at 11:30pm
'Mary the Paralegal' HD

In order to make Robin jealous, Ted resorts to taking a prostitute as his date to Robin’s media awards banquet.

About the Show

Using a clever framing device, How I Met Your Mother is a story told in flashbacks as Ted Mosby sits down in the year 2030 to tell his son and daughter the events, starting in 2005, that led to his meeting their mother. The series holds back the identity of the woman who is their mother with the mystery to be solved in the show’s final episode.