How I Met Your Mother
Weeknights 4:30 & 10:30p, Saturday 7:30p, Sunday 1p
Aug. 19 at 4:30pm
The honeymoon is over when Lily and Marshall decide to buy an apartment; not only do they make every mistake in the book, but Marshall also discovers Lily's dirty little financial secret when they apply for a loan.
Aug. 19 at 10:30pm
'Slapsgiving 3: Slappointment in Slapmarra' HD
In an attempt to deliver a devastating final slap to Barney, Marshall explains how he mastered the Slap of A Million Exploding Suns.
Aug. 20 at 4:30pm
'Spoiler Alert' HD
Ted thinks he has found the perfect girlfriend; but when the gang finds a fatal flaw in his new love, all of their own quirks become glaring and irksome… causing a heated exchange of barbs among the group.
Aug. 20 at 10:30pm
Marshall and Lily’s big fight over Marshall having accepted a judgeship has been looming, but they mutually decide to pause it in order to enjoy their reunion for a bit. And Marshall becomes intent on making sure the fight never gets un-paused. Meanwhile, Robin and Ted finally find out what Barney does for a living.
Aug. 21 at 4:30pm
Lily and Marshall host their first Thanksgiving as a married couple, and things don’t quite go as planned; and Barney becomes preoccupied with the slap-bet countdown website Marshall created, living in constant fear and anxiety of when the next blow will arrive.
Aug. 21 at 10:30pm
'How Your Mother Met Me' HD
In a series of flashbacks we see how “The Mother” meets Ted. There are a number of missed connections, where Ted meets The Mother’s roommate, Cindy, instead of her, and a brief sighting where he accidentally walks into her economics class. Unbeknownst to both of them, they’ve shared friends and acquaintances throughout the years and it’s all been leading up to their first meeting...
Aug. 22 at 4:30pm
'The Yips' HD
When Barney loses his ‘mojo,’ he attends the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show after-party hoping to regain his form; his legendary womanizing skills are put to the test when he meets supermodel Heidi Klum; and he soon realizes that in order to regain his mojo, he’ll have to bed the woman to whom he lost his virginity.
Aug. 22 at 10:30pm
It’s the eve of the wedding and while Barney is missing in action, Ted and Robin take a walk on the beach and he makes a confession. Marshall finds out that his hotel room is haunted by the ghost of Captain Dearduff, which causes a number of other ghosts to come out of the woodwork. Meanwhile, Barney stumbles upon two hapless young men and takes them under his wing.
Aug. 23 at 4:30pm
'The Platinum Rule' HD
When the gang learns that Ted is taking his doctor on a date, they try (with stories of their own toxic experiences) to convince him it's never a good idea to date someone you see on a regular basis.
Aug. 23 at 10:30pm
When Barney suffers from the world's worst hangover the morning of his wedding, the gang tries to figure out the far-fetched ingredients to concoct the Stinson Hangover Fixer Elixir.
Aug. 24 at 7:30pm
Ted and Barney become the victims of a Thanksgiving Day curse called “The Blitz.”
Aug. 25 at 1pm
'The Mermaid Theory' HD
Ted fears The Captain will murder him if he discovers he’s been hanging out with his wife Zoey; Marshall tells Robin about Barney’s “mermaid theory.”
About the Show
Using a clever framing device, How I Met Your Mother is a story told in flashbacks as Ted Mosby sits down in the year 2030 to tell his son and daughter the events, starting in 2005, that led to his meeting their mother. The series holds back the identity of the woman who is their mother with the mystery to be solved in the show’s final episode.