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How I Met Your Mother

Weeknights 10:30 & 11:30p, Sat 7:30p, Sun 1p

Jan. 29 at 10:30pm
'Twelve Horny Women' HD

Marshall argues and wins the biggest case of his career, inspiring him to apply for a new one as a judge.  Barney, Lily, Ted and Robin debate who was the biggest teenage badass.


Jan. 29 at 11:30pm
'The Wedding Bride' HD

Ted realizes the new Hollywood film “The Wedding Bride”—which was written by Stella’s boyfriend, Tony—is based on Ted and Stella’s now-defunct relationship.


Jan. 30 at 10:30pm
'Lobster Crawl' HD

After rejecting Barney, Robin becomes obsessed with getting him back.  Ted takes care of Lily and Marshall’s baby, but overdoes it.


Jan. 30 at 11:30pm
'Dopplegangers' HD

Marshall and Lily agree to have a baby if they encounter Barney’s double; Robin breaks up with Don and moves back in with Ted.


Jan. 31 at 10:30pm
'The Over-Correction' HD

Robin can’t believe that Barney is actually dating Patrice and tries to end their relationship. Marshall and Lily are surprised to discover that their parents are having sex with each other.


Jan. 31 at 11:30pm
'Big Days' HD

Ted and Barney vie for “dibs” on a woman at the bar who might be Cindy’s roommate—and Ted’s future bride; heartbreak prompts Robin to pig-out on junk food; Marshall tells his dad that he and Lily are going to start a family.


Feb. 1 at 7:30pm
'Monday Night Football' HD

A funeral keeps the gang from watching the Super Bowl live, and they make a pact not to find out the outcome until they can watch it together the next day.


Feb. 2 at 1pm
'Where Were We' HD

Newly single Lily goes to San Francisco to enroll in an art program, leaving Ted, Barney, and Robin to deal with the fallout of her breakup with Marshall.


Feb. 3 at 10:30pm
'The Final Page Part One' HD

Ted seeks the approval of an old professor and while back on campus, Marshall and Lily bump into a creep who was obsessed with them.  Barney tells Ted a secret: he’s going to propose to Patrice.


Feb. 3 at 11:30pm
'Unfinished' HD

Barney tells Ted that Goliath Bank might approve his architectural design for a new building; after Robin reestablishes contact with Don by phone, Lily attempts to get Robin to delete Don’s number from her cell phone.


Feb. 4 at 10:30pm
'The Final Page Part Two' HD

As Christmas approaches…Ted debates whether or not to tell Robin that Barney plans to propose to Patrice.  Robin goes to stop it and falls for the final trick in Barney’s playbook when Barney proposes to Robin instead.


Feb. 4 at 11:30pm
'Subway Wars' HD

When the gang finds out that a New York celebrity is dining at a downtown restaurant, Ted, Lily, Marshall, Robin and Barney make a bet as to who will get to the restaurant first.

About the Show

Using a clever framing device, How I Met Your Mother is a story told in flashbacks as Ted Mosby sits down in the year 2030 to tell his son and daughter the events, starting in 2005, that led to his meeting their mother. The series holds back the identity of the woman who is their mother with the mystery to be solved in the show’s final episode.