How I Met Your Mother
Weeknights 4:30 & 10:30p, Saturday 7:30p, Sunday 1p
Mar. 22 at 4:30pm
Barney decides to ask Quinn out on a second date, even though she works as a stripper named “Karma;” when Robin moves in with Marshall and Lily, Ted wonders how to make good use of Robin’s empty room.
Mar. 22 at 10:30pm
'Double Date' HD
Barney and Marshall encounter a stripper who looks just like Lily; Ted goes on a blind date with Jen, a woman he went out on a blind date with seven years earlier.
Mar. 23 at 7:30pm
'Bass Player Wanted' HD
The gang encounters a guy at the wedding who intentionally stirs up trouble among them, and Marshall finally arrives at the Farhampton Inn.
Mar. 24 at 1:30pm
'Slapsgiving 3: Slappointment in Slapmarra' HD
In an attempt to deliver a devastating final slap to Barney, Marshall explains how he mastered the Slap of A Million Exploding Suns.
Mar. 25 at 4:30pm
'The Broath' HD
After Ted assures Barney he’ll keep Quinn’s occupation a secret, he breaks his promise—and the gang sets out to destroy the relationship before Barney and Quinn move in together; Ted and Robin bicker over who gets to sublet Quinn’s apartment.
Mar. 25 at 10:30pm
'Robin 101' HD
Robin discovers that Ted is teaching Barney everything he needs to know about dating her; Marshall tries to give his beloved barrel-table a new home by leaving it on the curb.
Mar. 26 at 4:30pm
'Trilogy Time' HD
As they prepare to watch the “Star Wars” trilogy in the year 2000, Ted and Marshall imagine what their lives will be like in three-year intervals.
Mar. 26 at 10:30pm
'The Sexless Inkeeper' HD
Barney and Robin suffer through a double-date with Lily and Marshall; Ted discovers that his “professor persona” turns off women.
Mar. 27 at 4:30pm
'Now We’re Even' HD
Barney encourages Ted to make his nights memorable now that Robin has moved out of the apartment; Lily has an erotic dream about someone other than Marshall; Robin becomes a hero after she lands a news helicopter during an emergency.
Mar. 27 at 10:30pm
'Duel Citizenship' HD
Barney encourages Robin to become a US citizen; Ted and Marshall embark on a road trip to a Chicago pizzeria, but things go awry when Lily comes along for the ride.
Mar. 28 at 4:30pm
'Good Crazy' HD
As Ted dates three women he met online, he can’t get Robin out of his mind; Barney offers Quinn a job at the bank; Barney tricks Marshall going to Atlantic City.
Mar. 28 at 10:30pm
After observing Barney and Robin behaving suspiciously romantic, Ted gets the couple to admit that they fight all the time.
About the Show
Using a clever framing device, How I Met Your Mother is a story told in flashbacks as Ted Mosby sits down in the year 2030 to tell his son and daughter the events, starting in 2005, that led to his meeting their mother. The series holds back the identity of the woman who is their mother with the mystery to be solved in the show’s final episode.