How I Met Your Mother
Weeknights 4:30 & 10:30p, Saturday 7:30p, Sunday 1p
Jan. 18 at 4:30pm
'Twin Beds' HD
Barney and Ted pursue Robin after Don asks her to move in with him; Marshall and Lily decide to sleep in separate beds.
Jan. 18 at 10:30pm
'Something Blue' HD
At Marshall and Lily’s wedding reception, Barney finds out that Ted and Robin have a secret they have been hiding for weeks.
Jan. 19 at 7:30pm
'The Bro Mitzvah' HD
Barney’s bachelor party—his “bro mitzvah”—turns into a nightmare when he discovers that the stripper his friends hired is none other than his ex-fiancee, Quinn Garvey; Robin gets stuck having dinner alone with Barney’s mother, Loretta.
Jan. 20 at 1pm
'Romeward Bound' HD
The Captain offers Lily a job in Italy; Barney attempts to trick a beautiful woman into removing her winter coat.
Jan. 21 at 4:30pm
'Robots Versus Wrestlers' HD
Ted and his friends crash a high-society party, where Ted impresses the guests with his vast knowledge but bores Marshall, Lily and Barney to tears; Barney gets tickets to a Robots Versus Wrestlers competition.
Jan. 21 at 10:30pm
'Wait For It…' HD
When Robin comes back from Argentina with a gorgeous man by her side, Ted decides he is ready to start dating again; Barney is upset when he gets left out in the cold.
Jan. 22 at 4:30pm
'The Wedding Bride' HD
Ted realizes the new Hollywood film “The Wedding Bride”—which was written by Stella’s boyfriend, Tony—is based on Ted and Stella’s now-defunct relationship.
Jan. 22 at 10:30pm
'We’re Not From Here' HD
When Barney and Ted see the effect Robin's sexy Latin boyfriend has on the ladies, they decide to pose as out-of-towners; Robin has trouble readjusting to the daily grind after vacation.
Jan. 23 at 4:30pm
Marshall and Lily agree to have a baby if they encounter Barney’s double; Robin breaks up with Don and moves back in with Ted.
Jan. 23 at 10:30pm
'The Third Wheel' HD
When two beautiful women both take a liking to Ted, Barney and the gang guide him towards his goal of “riding a tricycle;” and Robin regrets not shaving her legs for her date.
Jan. 24 at 4:30pm
'Big Days' HD
Ted and Barney vie for “dibs” on a woman at the bar who might be Cindy’s roommate—and Ted’s future bride; heartbreak prompts Robin to pig-out on junk food; Marshall tells his dad that he and Lily are going to start a family.
Jan. 24 at 10:30pm
'Little Boys' HD
When kid-phobic Robin surprisingly forms a bond with the young son of the guy she’s dating, she decides it is too serious and must figure out a way to let the little guy down; and Ted and Barney battle over the same girl.
About the Show
Using a clever framing device, How I Met Your Mother is a story told in flashbacks as Ted Mosby sits down in the year 2030 to tell his son and daughter the events, starting in 2005, that led to his meeting their mother. The series holds back the identity of the woman who is their mother with the mystery to be solved in the show’s final episode.